Remember that Little Miss Muffet
The one with the tits and the tuffet?
I gave her my largest
Havana cigar just
To see if she’d puff it or stuff it.
Favorite This! Remember that Little Miss Muffet
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Loading...Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Favorite This! GIRL FROM PHILLY
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a girl from philly
Whos name was unfortunately billy
When naked she appeared
Living up to her name: boys feared
they would get banged by her 12 inch willy
Favorite This! Hot seat
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a woman unnamed,
Whose sphincter was sore and inflammed,
With one application,
of “H” preparation,
Her personal problem was tamed!
Favorite This! Disgusting, perverted, obscene
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Disgusting, perverted, obscene;
Quite unsavoury, know what I mean?
These are lines about screwings,
Unnatural doings
Activities rude and unclean.
Favorite This! A hooker named sue
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a hooker named Sue,
Who filled her vagina with glue,
As she said with a grin,
If they’ll pay to get in,
Then they’ll pay to get out of it too!
Favorite This! There once was a dog named Linus
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a dog named Linus;
He was a yippy thing – no shyness.
His kennel he wet
And started to fret
And woke me up with a pain in my sinus.
Favorite This! Deluth
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...A cheerful young Dyke from Deluth,
luckily lost her front tooth.
The space would provide,
an erect clit to hide
bringing pleasure without being uncouth
Favorite This! There was a young man from Savannah
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young man from Savannah,
Who met his end in a curious manner.
He whittled a hole
In a telephone pole
And electrified his banana.
Favorite This! Wenatch
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a girl from Wenatch
Who diddled herself with a match
When she got excited
The match it ignited
And burned all the hair off her snatch
Favorite This! An agreeable girl named Miss Doves
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...An agreeable girl named Miss Doves,
Likes to jack off the young men she loves,
She will use her bare fist,
If the fellows insist,
But she really prefers to wear gloves.
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