Tag: bears

A brown bear with a taste for a spree

A brown bear with a taste for a spree,
Kept breaking in homes for a tea.
He’d sneak in at night,
Cause quite a fright,
Not a black bear, but bold as could be.

Imagine you’re a Bear

Imagine you’re a Bear,
Asking to be treated fair.
Trying to be at peace,
Becoming obese.
And all they do is stare.

Events like this are quite rare

And must be handled with care

I doubt he’d admit

If his pants, he shit

When in his garage was a bear

In Thornton, crime filled the air

Car break-ins gave quite the scare

They caught the felon

Not Roy or Helen

Instead, it was a dumbass bear

In Alaska, a pilot had flown

“SOS,” a man’s rooftop had shown

Got attacked by a bear

And got quite the scare

Said the dick wouldn’t leave him alone

There once was a bear in AZ

That climbed what he thought was a tree

The utility pole

S’where he ended his stroll

Made it down and now he runs free

This girl, for her dogs she did care

So she leapt on a whim and a prayer

Went in unarmed

And came out unharmed

Which is lucky when shoving a bear

A lady was out on a mission

To take care of a bod’ly emission

But the bear was quite crass

And bit her on the ass

In the most vulnerable position