Tag: Boobs

Big tits save lives

Big tits save lives

Even if considered lies,

A bullet from an unknown source

Took a different course

Because of her enhanced boob size

Defying gravity

There once was a woman named Lawless
Whose rack seemed impossibly flawless
When someone contended
She kept them suspended
She flashed ’em to prove she was braless

Is it cold in here?

When Annie goes grocery store shoppin’
And wears just a thin summer top in
The stock boys all race to
The frozen-food case to
Observe Annie’s temperature droppin’

A kinky young girl from Coleshill

A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

The nipples of Sarah Strong

The nipples of Sarah Strong,
When excited, are twelve inches long.
This embarrassed her lover
Who was pained to discover
She expected no less of his dong.

There was a young fellow named Fritz

There was a young fellow named Fritz
Who planted an acre of tits.
They came up in the fall,
Pink nipples and all,
And he chewed them all up into bits.

A certain sweet girl from Key West

A certain sweet girl from Key West
Was uncommonly large in the chest.
Any man’s close attention
To her outside dimension
Brought his own measurement to its best.

Young lady from Nizes

There was a young lady from Nizes

Who had tits of two different sizes.

One was so small,

It was nothing at all,

But the other was quite large, and won prizes!

There was a young lady named Claire

There was a young lady named Claire
Who possessed a magnificent pair;
Or that’s what I thought
‘Til I saw one get caught
On a thorn, and begin to lose air.

There once was a girl named Hortence

There once was a girl named Hortence,
Whose breasts were very immense.
One day, while playing soccer,
Out popped her left knocker,
And she kicked it right over the fence.

“My harem now has what it lacked,”

“My harem now has what it lacked,”
The sultan expansively cracked.
“There are bunk beds for all
Where the dears wait my call,
Since the women I ball must be stacked!”

There once was a lady from Nizus,

There once was a lady from Nizus,
Who had breasts of two different sizes,
One was small,
and round like a ball
And the other was big and won prizes

Carshaltan

The was a young lass from Carshaltan
Who had a long tit and a short ‘un
But to make up for that
She had a fuckin’ great twat
And a fart like an 850 Norton

There was a young girl who begat

There was a young girl who begat
Three brats, by name Nat, Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding
When she found she had no tit for Tat.

There was a young lassie from Morton,

There was a young lassie from Morton,
who had one long tit and one short ‘en,
on top of all that,
a great hairy twat,
and a fart like a six fifty Norton.

There was a young lady from Nizes

There was a young lady from Nizes
whose breasts were two different sizes.
One was so small
it was nothing at all,
but the other was huge and won prizes.