Tag: christmas

A cop was out on his beat,

Saw a family that was tryin’ to eat

Thought “It’s Christmas time”

As he witnessed the crime

And paid for their groceries, how neat

A man was meeting his dad

Excited, so happy and glad

To his surprise

In a festive disguise

As Buddy the Elf, he was clad

The year was 1-8-4-3

All erecting their christmas tree

But people flipped shit

And threw a fit

That the kid joined in the holiday glee

I wonder what Christmas will be

I wonder what Christmas will be,
No merriment, good cheer or glee.
Now that Santa’s arrested,
Because someone protested,
That he laid some doll under their tree.

I don’t mean to tarnish your cheer

I don’t mean to tarnish your cheer
But old Santa Claus is a big queer!
He fondles the elves,
Who pleasure themselves
With a bugger up old Santa’s rear!