There once was man named Richie

There once was man named Richie

Who’s leg was really quite itchy

He searched for the answer

Turns out, it was cancer

And now we all call him “Stumpy”

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POTUS

There once was a rich president
Who blew all his dollars and sense
He was so corrupt
Investigations did ‘rupt
It took 2 years to start impeachment

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A tipster complained about how

A tipster complained about how
Trump does what the law won’t allow;
So as a result,
The President’s cult
(Like Devin) is having a cow. 1f42e A tipster complained about how

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So Johnson had tried to inveigle,

So Johnson had tried to inveigle,
By lying to she who is regal,
The PM convinced her
That closing Westminster
Was fine. But it’s not. It’s illegal.

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Some presidents fight for the truth

Some presidents fight for the truth
And thereby inspire our youth,
While some are sarcastic,
Moronic, bombastic,
Embarrassing, orange, and uncouth

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In Article 2, it describes

In Article 2, it describes
Impeachment for treason and bribes.
This little-used clause
Is trending because
It gives some real Trumpian vibes.

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In a passionate UN address

In a passionate UN address
Ms. Thunberg took pains to express
How adults have failed,
Postponed and curtailed
All efforts to clean up their mess

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The chap in the president’s suit

The chap in the president’s suit
Appears like a medieval brute.
But is he as bad
As Jong-un or Vlad?
The answer is probably moat

There once was a Gyno from Proctor.

There once was a Gyno from Proctor.

A kind hearted, clumsy old doctor.

He reached for his target

But slipped on the carpet,

Inventing a move called ‘the shocker’.

 

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The White House reporters were reeling

The White House reporters were reeling
From residents most unappealing,
Whose ways are unnerving
And motives self-serving.
(Unrelated: there’s mice in the ceiling)

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