Maybe she gets off with a warning?

My neighbor two doors to the right
Jogs nude down our street every night
I asked, “Don’t they jail you?
Cops must often nail you.”
To which she smirked, “No — and yes, quite.”

Traditional verse

A newlywed tenant named Dowd
Complained to his landlord aloud,
“While I’ve ploughed and dressed
Your fields without rest,
My bride rests, undressed and unploughed!”

Is it cold in here?

When Annie goes grocery store shoppin’
And wears just a thin summer top in
The stock boys all race to
The frozen-food case to
Observe Annie’s temperature droppin’

The burdens of piety

There once was a young man from Kent

Who gave up fornication for Lent

But a full month alone

With just him and his bone

Had left it irreparably bent

I’m just an average guy

I’m just an average guy
I’ll work and I’ll eat and I’ll die
I like to have fun
But mostly have none
So I sit at my desk and I cry

A chicken that many compare

Here lies the body of William Jay

Here lies the body of William Jay,

Who died maintaining his right of way.

He was in the right, as he sped along,

But he’s just as dead as if he were wrong.

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OP’s mom is such a low catch

OP’s mom is such a low catch
She lets anyone get in her snatch,
Don’t let it surprise you
With how many guys who
Ride her like transit for cash.

There once was a man from Nepal

There once was a man from Nepal
Who liked BJs best of all
His sis and his mother,
Gave him head like no other,
And coaxed from his dick a waterfall.

There once was a vampire called Mabel,

There once was a vampire called Mabel,
With periods exceedingly stable,
Each night at full moon,
She’d sit down with a spoon,
And drink herself under the table.

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