Slip sliding

There once was a guy named Bob

Who slipped and fell on a glob

He broke a dish and a ceramic fish

But what can you expect from a slob

All those who’ve been longing to spy

All those who’ve been longing to spy
On art restoration must try
This Rembrandt live stream,
Fulfilling their dream
Of literally watching paint dry.

The Feds nabbed a trafficker, Jeff,

The Feds nabbed a trafficker, Jeff,
Who used to be Trump’s BFF.
When asked their reaction,
The MAGA-hat faction
Is suddenly blind, mute, and deaf. 1f648 The Feds nabbed a trafficker, Jeff,1f64a The Feds nabbed a trafficker, Jeff,1f649 The Feds nabbed a trafficker, Jeff,www.thedailybeast.com/jeffrey-epstei

An artist who sawed the odd lump

An artist who sawed the odd lump
From some old Slovenian stump
And painted it blue
Said “Can you guess who?
That’s right, it’s Melania Trump!”


www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/j

Quite large.

I once met a man on vacation 
Who told me his mother was Haitian 
But after his birth 
She gained so much girth 
She’d fully outgrown her nation 

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@Limericking Limericking

Four POC Dems took no crap
And weren’t afraid of a scrap.
This activist quad
Was known as The Squad,
A name that, alas, didn’t slap.

The failure was called electronic

The failure was called electronic
As the ‘prompter became too laconic.
But with help or without
There’s really no doubt
His statement is just as moronic.

twitter.com/CNN/status/114

Our Founders, with ink and with gun,

Our Founders, with ink and with gun,
Resisted a tyrant and won.
Now, centuries later,
We’re led by a traitor;
However, we had a good run.


Her father was held in a box,

Her father was held in a box,
But finally was freed from his locks.
Now Meagan McCain
Feels similar pain
And hopes to be rescued by Fox

This limerick inspired by:twitter.com/RawStory/statu

A Nightmare

All of my life seems a dream 
I work till I run out of steam 
On weekends I’m free 
To make my home clean 
This dream’s kinda shitty, it seems 

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