“Would anyone honestly guess

“Would anyone honestly guess
I’d be such a fool to confess
To treasonous crimes
A number of times
While people are listening?”

Yes.

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Thermodynamics

There once were some samples of gas

They all looked the same at first pass,

But one held a secret,

Though I thought I had sealed it,

It still leaked methane like my ass.

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“I think it’s a wonderful feat

“I think it’s a wonderful feat
How I’ve kept my transgressions discrete.
I’m an expert at hiding
That I’m not law-abiding”,
Trump said to the world in a tweet


This limerick inspired by:twitter.com/realDonaldTrum

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As surely as summer brings autumn,

As surely as summer brings autumn,
So too is each day a new bottom,
For POTUS’s treasons
Recur like the seasons.

We should’ve picked Hillary Rodham. 1f610 As surely as summer brings autumn,twitter.com/hillaryclinton

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Kolkimber

There once was a man from Kolkimber

Whose dick was very long and limber

It was as big as a tree

and for safety, you see When his dick would go limp he’d yell TIMBER!!

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POTUS was taken aback,

POTUS was taken aback,
Exclaiming “alas and alack,
I’m losing my trust in
Canuck PM Justin”,
Thus stating the kettle is black



This limerick inspired by;twitter.com/HuffPostCanada

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It’s come to be well understood

It’s come to be well understood
That Trump’s done what no one else could:
This man without peers,
In under three years,
Has made Richard Nixon look good.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/

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Though tattling risks job and career,

Though tattling risks job and career,
Trump’s comments caused *someone* such fear
They blew on the whistle
In hopes their epistle
Would reach the Congressional ear.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrum

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Republican Senator Mitt

Republican Senator Mitt
Can safely tweet “Donald’s unfit!”;
He knows, thanks to Nancy,
There isn’t a chance he
Will ever be forced to acquit.

twitter.com/mittromney/sta

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A wrestler who didn’t obey

A wrestler who didn’t obey
Was given a ticket to pay.
The superstar diva
Just couldn’t believe a
@%!* Mountie was fining her, eh?



This limerick inspired by:twitter.com/GlobalCalgary/

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