Filed Under (Strippers) by tiki god on July-2-2009
An exotic young lady named Suki,
Once danced in a troupe of kabuki,
When asked for a fuck,
he said, “Solly, no luck…
See here: looky looky, no nuki “
Filed Under (Necrophilia) by tiki god on July-1-2009
A mortician who practiced in Fife
Made love to the corpse of his wife.
“How could I know, Judge?
She was cold, dinna budge –
Just the same as she acted in life.”
I know a tall Sunday school teacher,
Who wanted to screw the short preacher.
She flashed him some thigh,
But her pussy seemed high,
So he stood on a chair just to reach her.
A strange young fellow from Leeds
Rashly swallowed a package of seeds.
Great tufts of fine grass
Sprouted out of his ass
And his balls were covered with weeds.
There was a young lady of Worcester
Who dreamt that a rooster seduced her.
She woke with a scream,
But ’twas only a dream
A lump in the mattress had goosed her.