OP’s mom is such a low catch

Nov 03 2014

OP’s mom is such a low catch
She lets anyone get in her snatch,
Don’t let it surprise you
With how many guys who
Ride her like transit for cash.

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Helen Keller’s pussy grew tight,

Nov 02 2014

Helen Keller’s pussy grew tight,
As she rubbed her clit late at night. S
he tickled that gland
With just her left hand,
And silently moaned with her right.

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There once was a man from Nepal

Nov 02 2014

There once was a man from Nepal
Who liked BJs best of all
His sis and his mother,
Gave him head like no other,
And coaxed from his dick a waterfall.

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There once was a vampire called Mabel,

Nov 02 2014

There once was a vampire called Mabel,
With periods exceedingly stable,
Each night at full moon,
She’d sit down with a spoon,
And drink herself under the table.

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There once was a lass fom Angola

Nov 02 2014

There once was a lass fom Angola
Who shared her boyfriend’s coca cola
Her anus bled
And now she’s dead
Because she caught a case of Ebola

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Jack and Jill went up the hill

Nov 02 2014

Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill’s candy,
Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock,
’cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

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There once was a man named Dave,

Nov 01 2014

There once was a man named Dave,
Who found a dead whore in a Cave,
Ugly as Shit and only one tit,
but think of the money he’d save.

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There once was a girl names Maureen

Nov 01 2014

There once was a girl names Maureen
Whose cunt wasn’t kept very clean
The semen leaked out
Of her disgusting spout
Which she scraped up and ate with saltines

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Oct 02 2014

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There once was a man named Barack

Feb 03 2013

There once was a man named Barack
Whose Re-Election cam as a shock
He raised the taxes I pay,
and then turned marriage gay
And now he’s coming after your Glock.

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