There was a young sailor from Brighton
Who said to his girl, “You’re a tight ‘un.”
She replied, “Pon my soul,
You’re in the wrong hole.
There’s plenty of room in the right ‘un.”

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The President lately is balking
We all can agree that this year’s been real hard
With positions that are indefensible
Imagine the scene as the truck
Now it seems like being happily single is wrong