There was a young sailor from Brighton
Who said to his girl, “You’re a tight ‘un.”
She replied, “Pon my soul,
You’re in the wrong hole.
There’s plenty of room in the right ‘un.”

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There once was a man with a member
Fine dining
We all do dumb shit when we’re drunk
For mayor, he wanted their pick
Between right and left we are cleft,
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