There once was a fellow from Yuma,
Who told an elephant joke to a puma.
Now his skeleton lies,
Under hot western skies,
The Puma had no sense of huma!

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That piano man’s surely the leanest
There once was a monk from Kerplunks
Mission To Venus
The puffins are getting their wish
The burdens of piety
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