There once was a man from St. Paul
who’s prick was incredible small.
He got down on the rug
and screwed a bug,
but the bug didn’t feel it at all!!

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My penis, dear girl, is so small
There was a young Rabbi from peru
In the check out at the food store
There was a young man from Montrose
Ode to Janie and Joe