And Sheilas who wanted some fun
With a didgeridoo in the sun
Just visited Blue
For a minute or two
Or until they were didgeridone
Remember that Little Miss Muffet
Remember that Little Miss Muffet
The one with the tits and the tuffet?
I gave her my largest
Havana cigar just
To see if she’d puff it or stuff it.
GIRL FROM PHILLY
There once was a girl from philly
Whos name was unfortunately billy
When naked she appeared
Living up to her name: boys feared
they would get banged by her 12 inch willy
Hot seat
There once was a woman unnamed,
Whose sphincter was sore and inflammed,
With one application,
of “H” preparation,
Her personal problem was tamed!
Disgusting, perverted, obscene
Disgusting, perverted, obscene;
Quite unsavoury, know what I mean?
These are lines about screwings,
Unnatural doings
Activities rude and unclean.
A hooker named sue
There once was a hooker named Sue,
Who filled her vagina with glue,
As she said with a grin,
If they’ll pay to get in,
Then they’ll pay to get out of it too!
There once was a dog named Linus
There once was a dog named Linus;
He was a yippy thing – no shyness.
His kennel he wet
And started to fret
And woke me up with a pain in my sinus.
Deluth
A cheerful young Dyke from Deluth,
luckily lost her front tooth.
The space would provide,
an erect clit to hide
bringing pleasure without being uncouth
There was a young man from Savannah
There was a young man from Savannah,
Who met his end in a curious manner.
He whittled a hole
In a telephone pole
And electrified his banana.
Wenatch
There once was a girl from Wenatch
Who diddled herself with a match
When she got excited
The match it ignited
And burned all the hair off her snatch