An agreeable girl named Miss Doves,
Likes to jack off the young men she loves,
She will use her bare fist,
If the fellows insist,
But she really prefers to wear gloves.
Said a swinging young lady named Lyth
Said a swinging young lady named Lyth,
Whose virtue was largely a myth,
“Try as hard as I can,
I can’t find a man,
That it’s fun to be virtuous with.”
There was a young man…
There was a young man from Oatley,
Who was wont to charge a fee.
With such a large organ
Admired by young Morgan –
He at once stripped off for free!
They all had a friend, name of Lee
They all had a friend, name of Lee,
Whose pecker hung down to his knee,
If he hadn’t a’ tied it,
The girls they’d all ride it,
And he never could use it to pee.
Gay male dirty limerick
There was a young man from Oatley,
Who was wont to charge a fee.
With such a large organ
Admired by young Morgan –
He at once stripped off for free!
His other young brother, named Saul
His other young brother, named Saul,
Was able to bounce either ball,
He could stretch them and snap them,
And juggle and clap them,
Which earned him the plaudits of all.
His brother, a bastard named Ben
His brother, a bastard named Ben,
Could rotate his pecker, and then
He would shoot through his rear,
Which made him the dear
Of the girls, and the envy of men.
There was a young fellow named Biddle
There was a young fellow named Biddle,
Was seldom hard up for a diddle,
For according to rumor,
His tool had a tumor,
And a fine row of warts down the middle.
there was a young woman
there was a young woman from wharton street
her pussy was fat and juicy and sweet
so she opened her leg wide
for me to get inside
only then did she feel complete
There was a young lady from China
There was a young lady from China,
Who had an enormous vagina,
And when she was dead,
They painted it red,
And used it for docking a liner.