A wee problem
by u/terryredidit in limericks
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A wee problem
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by in limericks
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There was an old lady from heeling,
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There once was a lady from Ealing
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There was an old count of Swoboda
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Who would not pay a whore what he owed her.
So, with great savoir-faire,
She stood on a chair
And pissed in his whiskey-and-soda.
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Grandpa’s dick is undoubtedly fickle
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Like a typical shriveled old pickle,
For whenever he
Feels that urge to pee,
The most that comes out is a trickle.
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There was a young woman from Ealing
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Who had a peculiar feeling
She laid on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling
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There was a young woman from Ealing
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Who has a peculiar feeling,
She lay on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling
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There once was a girl from Belize
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Who could put fruit in her cunt with ease
If you’re drinking some tea
When she has to pee
Just ask “Some lemon juice, please.”
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