Rats are your typical pests
In dumpsters, where they build their nests
Trav’ling Rome in masse
And smelling like ass
As boars are their unwanted guests


Keep it Dirty!
Rats are your typical pests
In dumpsters, where they build their nests
Trav’ling Rome in masse
And smelling like ass
As boars are their unwanted guests
A record, this fish had broke
And it made them an excited folk
But the fish Ben hooked
Had just been cooked
Which nearly gave him a stroke
I always found golf a bit lame
But these brothers do love the game
And I shit you not
After their last shot
Their final score was the same
This man found Macron a disgrace
And thought he’d put him in his place
As quite the dead-eye
He let the egg fly
And nearly hit him in face
Two pandas were born at the zoo
So small they could fit in a shoe
Xiao Xiao and Lei Lei
I think’s how you say
The names of these fans of bamboo
His Aunt, she had died in her sleep
And for her he surely did weep
Alone he did grieve
Since he couldn’t leave
Said goodbye with a heart made of sheep
Some houses have termites or mold
Or have trouble keeping out cold
But this home’s more weird
Yet is still revered
Boston’s skinny house has been sold
A museum in Denmark did pick
A great artist to do his trick
When they gave him cash
He fled in a flash
Not sure if he’s a genius or prick
This man went out for a drink
Had too many and needed a wink
He never came home
The woods friends did comb
Woke up, said “I’ll help them I think”
He’d had more than a drink or two
Pulled over, a .08 he blew
The cops locked him up
But a plan he thought up
And taped a spare key to his shoe