Rats are your typical pests
In dumpsters, where they build their nests
Trav’ling Rome in masse
And smelling like ass
As boars are their unwanted guests
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And it made them an excited folk
But the fish Ben hooked
Had just been cooked
Which nearly gave him a stroke
Favorite This! I always found golf a bit lame
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But these brothers do love the game
And I shit you not
After their last shot
Their final score was the same
Favorite This! This man found Macron a disgrace
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And thought he’d put him in his place
As quite the dead-eye
He let the egg fly
And nearly hit him in face
Favorite This! Two pandas were born at the zoo
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So small they could fit in a shoe
Xiao Xiao and Lei Lei
I think’s how you say
The names of these fans of bamboo
Favorite This! His Aunt, she had died in her sleep
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And for her he surely did weep
Alone he did grieve
Since he couldn’t leave
Said goodbye with a heart made of sheep
Favorite This! Some houses have termites or mold
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Or have trouble keeping out cold
But this home’s more weird
Yet is still revered
Boston’s skinny house has been sold
Favorite This! A museum in Denmark, did pick
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A great artist to do his trick
When they gave him cash
He fled in a flash
Not sure if he’s a genius or prick
Favorite This! This man went out for a drink
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Had too many and needed a wink
He never came home
The woods friends did comb
Woke up, said “I’ll help them I think”
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Pulled over, a .08 he blew
The cops locked him up
But a plan he thought up
And taped a spare key to his shoe
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