He took money he wasn’t due
So nights in jail, he spent a few
But he ran the joint
So he made a point
To leave a nice, five-star review


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He took money he wasn’t due
So nights in jail, he spent a few
But he ran the joint
So he made a point
To leave a nice, five-star review
This call must have been a headache
Considering his health was at stake
Knew it’d be a battle
When he heard the rattle
Hours later he pulled the last snake
Dandeo had entered the race
And buckled in tight just in case
He zipped and he zoomed
The others were doomed
At 86, he won first place
Goto had just won the gold
And the mayor had wanted to hold
The winning medal
But had to backpedal
For biting it like a five-year-old
This man was headed to a cell
But cops saw that he wasn’t well
Saw something in the man
Through the body scan
They found a shotgun shell
Off to the links, he grabbed his sticks
Then Smith got caught up with some dicks
Did not shoot his best
And stepped on a nest
Where hornets gave him some pricks
The shore line has covered the docks
And the water is wetting the rocks
But some need to eat
And don’t care their feet
Are soaked on up to their socks
In the world, there are only a few
One living at New Orlean’s zoo
She went on a date
And found a nice mate
Now Menari is pregnant with two
Winther had some golf balls to hit
But first, he had to take a shit
Hit the bathroom before
Then went for the door
But locked himself in for a bit
Some collectors, they choose to own
Comic books, old pornos, or cologne
Some of these buyer’s
Collection requires
Guns and things used by Capone