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Loading...Pinatas hold some kind of stash
And to get them, you give them a bash
What Carolina did
Made it look like COVID
This one for sure we would all like to smash
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The rattlesnake, he had to remove
“I can do it,” he wanted prove
Grab it with the tong
And heard its snake song
Then got bit, what a total dad move
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A woman had gone for a ride
Through the air, a reptile flied
It broke through the glass
Really kicked her ass
But the turtle, it still has not died
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...They’re giving vaccines in Sin City
But this clinic is quite far from pretty
They had several spots
To distribute some shots
At the strip club, where you can see titty
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Some neighbors were having a spat
But Kevin wouldn’t leave it at that
His anger, a fire
He slashed her tire
And at the crime scene, his finger sat
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Some have found flies in their stew,
In their salad, a cockroach or two,
But a snake in your greens
Seems like it means
That Australia is just trying to fuck you
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In CA, the situation was dire
So some goats they decided to hire
As they chew and they munch
On their grassy, green lunch
They help in preventing wildfire
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Some crates were hiding a stash
What they thought were some soot or ash
Nor was it snow
But actually blow
And they threw it all in the trash
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Some have slip-ups or embarrassing falls
On their serious business zoom calls
But this politician
Was in an awful position
Standing there just in his cock and balls
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...To the grave, you get one final strut
Then the lid on your casket is shut
You don’t see this that often
A fun, unique coffin
Like this one’s a cream-filled donut
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