Keep it Dirty!
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Loading...Some people, they tried to rebel
Saying the Dems would usher in hell
But some of them got caught
And thrown in jail to rot
Now they’re crying “boohoo” in their cell
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...His day had begun with a wreck
Two deer, with his car, he did deck
But a stroke of sheer luck
Came for the poor fuck
As he won a million dollar check
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...This week on our capitol hill,
More shit they are trying to shill
‘Stead of giving us money
They thought it be funny
To read a 600 page bill
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Bernie Sander’s is not one for glitz
Or spending weekends staying at the Ritz
Some may think he’s extreme
But a good guy, it would seem
He raised money selling his funny mitts
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Do you remember that one dude?
His TikTok, many times has been viewed
He drank Ocean Spray
While he cruised the highway
Now his signed bottle, a museum, will include
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...We’ve been stuck inside for so long,
With our beer, our games, and our bong,
So we tried something new
Just to make it through
We be singin’ that old sailor song
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Some people rock while others suck
Some are as dumb as an inbred duck
This dude was interferring,
With radio waves, commandeering,
He could’ve killed someone, the raging dumb fuck
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...On Thursday, our buddy Teddy Cruz
Was having a case of the blues
To the airport, he rolled
To get away from the cold
Now his people, he’ll have to shmooze
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...NASA’s rover just landed on Mars
Spending months floating through the stars
“Dare Mighty Things”
Written in the chute’s rings
Maybe one day we’ll make that world ours
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...This douche, he had stolen a ride
But found a child sitting inside
This he could not ignore
And drove back to the store
Then the mother, he decided to chide
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