Some workers think they deserve
A liveable wage, oh the nerve!
At Michigan State
Hungry patrons must wait
Unless teachers step up to serve


Keep it Dirty!
Some workers think they deserve
A liveable wage, oh the nerve!
At Michigan State
Hungry patrons must wait
Unless teachers step up to serve
This woman must have been deprived
And thought of a plan quite contrived
She changed the locks
Then kicked off her socks
And chilled before the cops arrived
Spencer Tunick flew to the Dead Sea
With his camera for a shooting spree
This vision he had
Was not at all clad
You can see from where the subjects pee
Pioneers of aviation
An important duo of for our nation
Their strides were quite great
So they made a plate
But fucked up the orientation
A handful of Maine license plates
Have words you’d just say to your mates
Like shit, piss, or fuck
Some are out of luck
As reviews of these tags awaits
This poor pup fell into a crack
Where food and water did lack
Then five days passed
Now’s free at last
Safe at home now, she is back
Some folks from Kingsley are quite pissed
As they’re shouting and shaking their fist
Hubbell kept scoring
Which got the crowd roaring
They sucked, how could he resist?
A Munich man was flying back
Traveling with only his rucksack
Was it just dumb luck,
Or’s he a dim fuck?
‘Cause it looked like he planned to attack
In the small town of Krefeld
And ostrich chick is being held
They have no clue
If it fled the zoo
Or from someone’s house was expelled
Some people are born trans or gay
This school showed that is okay
They waved their pride flag
As they dressed in drag
Then made the field into a runway