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The monolith thing’s overdone

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The monolith thing’s overdone

But this one was so much more fun

The towering sugar and Crisco

Appeared in San Francisco

And the gingerbread baked in the sun

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This year has truly been whack

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This year has truly been whack

And good times, there is quite a lack

But it’s looking up

Cause Mac’s cooking up

And they’re bringing McRibs fucking back!

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A fan base, the turkey procured

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A fan base, the turkey procured

Which truly is quite absurd

He was an asshole at times

And was charged for his crimes

So a death sentence, was giv’n to the bird

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His actions, unruly and sus

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His actions, unruly and sus

The chaos, it caused quite a fuss

This asshole should have known

That in jail he’d be thrown

For shooting a flamethrower off of a bus

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Some smuggle in weed or meth or blow

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Some smuggle in weed or meth or blow

Just lookin’ for some extra dough

But it’s pretty numbing

They did not see it coming

It’s hard to hide ten whole tons of tobacco

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