A man faked his death; he “was’ from New York
His death certificate had a typo; he must feel like a dork
He wanted to avoid jail
But it ended up being a fail
All of the plans he had; and no one seemed to work
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Trump said some fucked up shit,
Trump said some fucked up shit,
Thinking it would be a hit.
Disgracefully said
of a man that is dead
“Gee, he’s really love this bit.”
Favorite This!After a lifetime of laying wood
After a lifetime of laying wood,
Ron Jeremy thinks he could
save his birth tree
thinking that maybe
Con Edison will do what it should
Favorite This!One dumb ass cop
One dumb ass cop
Blew his fuckin’ top
He thought he saw a finger
Got pissed when it did linger
Turned out his issue was a flop
Favorite This!if you’re going to steal
if you’re going to steal
a lady’s whole deal
here is a dare
change up the hair
maybe you’ll win on appeal?
Big tits save lives
Big tits save lives
Even if considered lies,
A bullet from an unknown source
Took a different course
Because of her enhanced boob size
Favorite This!When dumping the dearly departed
When dumping the dearly departed
Stay open hearted!
Keep a clean beach
Practice what I preach
And take your trash to where you started
Favorite This!Swinging their big dick
Swinging their big dick
Republicans attempt to make it stick
They sent out a check
Thinking that heck
One time will do the trick
Toilet Paper Hording Is A Virus
Fuck ups think this virus
Will make them leak from their iris
They went on a spree
To buy up TP
Now society will treat them with bias.
Favorite This!A a pal of Trump named Roger
A a pal of Trump named Roger
Turns out to be a great dodger
Trump is receiving resignations
From men escaping damnations
Perhaps it’s time to again Impeach that old codger
Favorite This!Bolton was once Trump’s workhorse
Bolton was once Trump’s workhorse,
Aid to Ukraine he froze with some force.
Investigations were doubled,
Fighting like old married couples.
Soon they’ll have sexual intercourse.
Korea is flipping their shit
Korea is flipping their shit,
Over this mustache that just won’t quit
I can only assume
This political monsoon
Is due to some racist shit
Once was this country Iran
Once was this country Iran,
with bombs it was endlessly slammed.
Said President Trump,
“That place will get dunked.”
Much like Melania’s clam.
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