There once was a lady named Alice,
Who tried a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
in North Carolina,
And part of her anus in Dallas.
BoJo Brexit Limerick
“No-Deal“ means there’s less to administer!
Mumbled BoJo, the latest prime minister,
Let’s all say “Adieu!”
To that meddling EU,
And ignore that our future looks sinister!
Habañeros are not toys.
A pepper I chopped to the nub Cooked with eggs for my breakfast grub Then in a stall I scratched at my balls The burn eased when I teabagged my tub
The mad king
A king who was mad at the time,
Decreed Limerick writing a crime.
But late in the night,
All the poets would write,
Limericks that didn’t have any rhyme or meter
Captain Carter
There was a sea captain named Carter, Who was a tremendous farter, When the wind wouldn't blow, And the ship wouldn't go, Carter, the farter, would start her.
Ivanka, whose daddy is dotty,
Ivanka, whose daddy is dotty,
Is publicly, proudly pro-Saudi.
{No land holds a candle
To how they dismantle
Bad laws & a journalist’s body.)
How far can our @POTUS run
How far can our @POTUS run
From the truth that affects everyone?
The demon we face
Is not hard to trace
It’s an angry white man w/a gun
In [City], a young white male plots.
In [City], a young white male plots.
He goes to [Place], firing shots.
Now blood has been shed,
As [Number] are dead.
[Republican] says, “Prayers & thoughts.”
Sally-Jo
Sally-Jo was in court, she was claimin’
Phil had fathered her baby, named Daemon.
She said “I ought to know”
As she pointed below
“Cause this is the box that he came in”
The canner
A canner, exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny,
“A canner can can
Anything that he can
But a canner can’t can a can, can he?”