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Jay and Butch

Butch was a girlfriend of Jays
She knew how to please him by days
but at night he grew cold
so his own dick he would hold
and Jay would beat off in the hay

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Man named dave

There once man name Dave
That kept a dead whore in his cave
She stunk
and she stank
and oh so rank
but look at the money Dave saved

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Three of mine

There once was a woman from china
who had a magnificent vagina
so sweet, never sour
the thing had the power
to make men the dinner, and the diner

There once was a bitch on the streets
who said I don’t like to eat
so if I down an ounce more
as a twenty buck whore
it’s protein without all the meat

As a girl I thought it was funny
to dress up as a playboy bunny
my dad was perplexed
that I knew about sex
hence his jackoffs were no longer sunny

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girl from philly

There once was a girl from philly
Whos name was unfortunately billy
When naked she appeared
Living up to her name the boys feared
they’d get banged by her 12 inch willie