There once was a lady named Lucky,
Who used dynamite to give herself fucky.
They found her vagina
in North Carolina,
And one of her tits in Kentucky.
There was a young gypsy girl Rose
There was a young gypsy girl Rose
Who obessed for gentlemens’ hose
Up her pussy, And her rear,
In her mouth and each ear
And her cute little freckle-tipped nose.
There once was a woman named Jess
There once was a woman named Jess
Bisexual, she would confess
She loved a good dick
but pussy she’d lick
and leave both a wet gooey mess
There once was girl from DeVries
There once was girl from DeVries,
Who had pussy hair down to her knees,
It was fine to shine brass,
Or for wiping her ass,
And the crabs used it for a trapeze.
Hey lover, my precious, come in!
Hey lover, my precious, come in!
Yes my wife has now gone. Let’s begin
By removing your … ah,
You’ve no panties or bra;
Why, you’re wearing naught else but a grin!
An Australian farmer called Blue
An Australian farmer called Blue
Had a twenty foot didgeridoo.
They say that he slept
With the sheep that he kept
And he didgeridid them all too.
I once had a blog entry, so clever
I once had a blog entry, so clever,
But now I’m at the end of my tether.
Because it’s turned crass
And a pain in the ass
So now I’m locking it forever.
Crazy Joe Biden
Joe Biden told bodacious big lies;
“I’m known for my pecker’s huge size.
I showed it to George Bush;
He took it up the tush;
And at the county fair it won the first prize.”
A smart lumberjack named Reeses
A smart lumberjack named Reeses
was tired of having long feces.
He squat on the bog
and pinched off a log
and sawed the turd into pieces.
there once was a man named casse
there once was a man named casse
whose balls were made of spun glass
he’d cling them together
and play stormy weather
while lightening shot out of his ass