A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said, “Heavens above!
I know sex isn’t love,
But it’s such an entrancing facsimile.”
The Man From Madras
There once was a man from Madras
with balls made of flint and brass
On his wife he was rocking
And his balls were knocking
and lightning shot out of his ass.
Favorite This!A mathematician named Hall
A mathematician named Hall
Has a hexahedronical ball,
And the cube of its weight
Times his pecker’s, plus eight
Is his phone number, give him a call..
Two men from Kuala Lampur
Two men from Kuala Lampur
Buggered and fucked the same whore
‘Till the partition it split
And the jism and shit
Rolled out in great mounds on the floor.
There was a young man from St. Paul’s
There was a young man from St. Paul’s
Who read Harper’s Bazaar and McCall’s
Till he grew such a passion
For feminine fashion
That he knitted a snood for his balls.
A pretty young maiden from France
A pretty young maiden from France
Decided she’d “just take a chance.”
She let herself go
For an hour or so
And now all her sisters are aunts.
I heard that she would never say no
I heard that she would never say no
Just 10 bucks for a blow.
But when down on her knees
I said, “Oh baby please
Move up, you’re too low, that’s my toe!”
There once was a man from Racine (#2)
There once was a man from Racine
Who invented a loving machine.
Both concave and convex,
It could serve either sex,
Entertaining itself in between!
(But oh what a bastard to clean!)
Favorite This!An uptight young lady named Breerley
An uptight young lady named Breerley
Who valued her morals too dearly
Had sex, so I hear,
Only once every year,
And she strained her vagina severely.
There once was a queer from Khartoum (#2)
There once was a queer from Khartoum
Who took a lesbian up to his room.
They spent the whole night
In a hell of a fight
Over who should do what, and to whom!
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