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Loading...There once was a man from Nantucket,
who had a dick so long he could suck it.
He’d say with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, ” If my ear was a pussy, I’d fuck it!!!”
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...An Australian farmer called Blue
Had a twenty foot didgeridoo.
They say that he slept
With the sheep that he kept
And he didgeridid them all too.
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...there once was a man from Bengahal
who liked to perform in a hall
his favorite trick
was to stand on his dick
and roll off the stage on one ball
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a girl from philly
Whos name was unfortunately billy
When naked she appeared
Living up to her name the boys feared
they’d get banged by her 12 inch willie
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Remember that Little Miss Muffet
The one with the tits and the tuffet?
I gave her my largest
Havana cigar just
To see if she’d puff it or stuff it.
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a girl from philly
Whos name was unfortunately billy
When naked she appeared
Living up to her name: boys feared
they would get banged by her 12 inch willy
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young man from Oatley,
Who was wont to charge a fee.
With such a large organ
Admired by young Morgan –
He at once stripped off for free!
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...They all had a friend, name of Lee,
Whose pecker hung down to his knee,
If he hadn’t a’ tied it,
The girls they’d all ride it,
And he never could use it to pee.
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young man from Oatley,
Who was wont to charge a fee.
With such a large organ
Admired by young Morgan –
He at once stripped off for free!
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was an old fellow named Paul
Whose prick was exceedingly small
When in bed with a lay
He could screw her all day
Without touching the vaginal wall.
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a man from St. Paul
who’s prick was incredible small.
He got down on the rug
and screwed a bug,
but the bug didn’t feel it at all!!
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young man who’s dong
Was prodigiously, massively long
Down the sides of his whang,
two testes did hang
Which attracted a curious throng.
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A young engineer name of Paul
Was equipped with an octagonal ball.
The square of his weight
Times his pecker, plus eight
Is his phone number, give him a call.
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Nick the prick had a forty foot dick,
He showed it to the lady next door.
She thought it was a snake,
And hit it with a rake,
And now it’s only four foot four.
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a man named Mort,
Whose dick was incredibly short.
When he climbed into bed
His lady friend said,
“That’s not a dick it’s a wart!”
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