A young man named Marty O’Doul
Found a red ring on his tool.
He went to the clinic,
Said the doctor, a cynic,
Wash it off, its only lipstick, you fool!
Favorite This! A young man named O’Doul
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Favorite This! A bugger who buggered some sheep
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...A bugger who buggered some sheep
Tried to bugger a ewe in her sleep.
She awoke with a start
And she ripped a great fart.
Now he’s covered in shit three feet deep.
Favorite This! There was a man from Ka-bot
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That lived on his boogers and snot
When he couldn’t have these
He lived on the cheese,
That grew on his grungy old cock!
Favorite This! Hickory Dickory Dock
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The tongue ran up the cock.
The man did smile.
It had been quite a while.
And his cock was as hard as a rock!
Favorite This! Shirley Brown thought it a fable
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Shirley Brown thought it a fable
That everyone must have a navel,
For she had a yard
Of unbilical cord
She kept hidden beneath the table.
Favorite This! Young lady from Nizes
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young lady from Nizes
Who had tits of two different sizes.
One was so small,
It was nothing at all,
But the other was quite large, and won prizes!
Favorite This! The Lass Named Katrina
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She’s frightening, if you ever seen her
When she started to blow
The smart people did go
The rest stayed in the Superdome arena
Favorite This! An accident really uncanny
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Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny!
Favorite This! While Titian was mixing rose madder,
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...While Titian was mixing rose madder,
his model was posed on a ladder.
Her position to Titian
suggested fruition.
So he mounted the ladder and had her.
Favorite This! There once was a man named McSweeny
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Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be Couth
He added some Vermouth
And slipped his chick a Martini!
Favorite This! Bigamy, they say, is a vice
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Bigamy, they say, is a vice,
And more than one spouse is not nice,
But one is a bore,
I’d prefer three or four,
And the plural of spouse is spice?
Favorite This! There once was a Jew from Peru
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who was vainly attempting to screw.
His wife screamed “oy vey,
if you keep up this way,
The Messiah will come before you.”
Favorite This! A Man Named Gore
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...In Hollywood, a man named Gore
Whom the environmentalists all adore
Said use crops for fuel
To make taxpayers fools
Because he’s actually a farm subsidy whore
Favorite This! Two Gay Men in the Snow
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There lay two gay men in the snow
And those two men commenced to blow
As it got colder
The men got bolder
To get the cinders in their campfire to glow
Favorite This! The Girl From Arabia
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A devout Muslim, Mohammed was her savior
To save her from sin
The surgeon cut in
And removed every bit of her labia.
Favorite This! The girl from New Orleans
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a girl from New Orleans
She was as sweet as a bag full of pralines
Just like the candy
She had nuts in her panties
And without panties, her nuts were a falling
Favorite This! There was a young maid from Madras
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Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass!
Favorite This! There was a young lady named Claire
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Who possessed a magnificent pair;
Or that’s what I thought
‘Til I saw one get caught
On a thorn, and begin to lose air.
Favorite This! There was a young man from Cape Horn
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who wished he had never been born
He wouldn’t have been
If his father had seen
That the end of his condom was torn!
Favorite This! There once was a fellow named Perkin
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There once was a fellow named Perkin
Who always was jerkin’ his gherkin
His mother said, “Perkin,
Stop jerkin’ your gherkin –
Your gherkin’s for ferkin’ not jerkin’.”
Favorite This! There’ a starlet who’s still in her teens
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Who’s adept at removing her jeans.
And in X-rated flicks
So accomplished with pricks
That she steals all the pictures’ obscenes.
Favorite This! There was a young fellow named Dick
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young fellow named Dick
Who perfected a wonderful trick:
He’d get an erection
And scorn all protection,
Then balance himself on his prick.
Favorite This! Old Charlie, a jolly old bloke
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Old Charlie, a jolly old bloke
Made love to a cow as a joke
He found pleasure divine
With this friendly bovine
Now they call him the old cowpoke!
Favorite This! I don’t mean to tarnish your cheer
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But old Santa Claus is a big queer!
He fondles the elves,
Who pleasure themselves
With a bugger up old Santa’s rear!
Favorite This! Ginger was feeling quite gruff
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Ginger was feeling quite gruff
Till he placed his head in her muff
Then she purred like a kitty
When his tongue hit her clitty
Saying, “I just can’t get enough!”
Favorite This! Ginger from County of Dade
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Said, “I think it’s time I got laid.”
“My vibrator can tingle
But it’s not cunnilingual”
And that’s how orgasms are made.”
Favorite This! There was a bleached blond named Dolores
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Who had an unusual clitoris
It’s location remote
Was deep in her throat
Where she douched with a touch of Lavoris!
Favorite This! To Stan, Ginger whined and then sighed
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...To Stan, Ginger whined and then sighed
Her vibrator battery died
She got off instead
With ten minutes of head,
Then she gave Stan’s old willie a ride!
Favorite This! Said a horny young girl from Milpitas
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“My favorite sport is coitus.”
But a fullback from State
Made her period late,
And now she has athlete’s fetus.
Favorite This! There once was pervert named Manny
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who stuck his long prick up his fanny.
Oh! What’s this shouting about?
Seems he can’t get it out.
He can’t shit, he can’t piss. It’s uncanny!
Favorite This! Once there was a man from Boston
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Who took a ride in his Austin
He had room for his ass
a gallon of gas
but his balls hung out and he lost them.
Favorite This! There once was a barmaid named Gale
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On whose breasts was the menu for ale
But since she was kind
For the sake of the blind
On her ass it was printed in Braille.
Favorite This! A hard-headed cabby named Peter
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Was asked by a fare if he’d eat her.
He said, “It’s not free.
I will only agree
To go down while I’m running the meter.”
Favorite This! Goldilocks has lots of guys
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Goldilocks has lots of guys
Pinnochio’s one, I’m advised!
She sits on the puppet
And sticks his nose right up it
And makes the poor fellow tell lies!
Favorite This! Ode to Janie and Joe
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a chick from Apache Junction
Whose herpes was so bad she could hardly function
Her boyfriend was Joe
And he called her a ho’
When he learned of his own infection.
Favorite This! “You, choirboy!” ordered the pastor
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...“You, choirboy!” ordered the pastor
“Bend over the pew for your Master!”
He said with a moan
As he slipped him a bone.
“Now just wag your tail a bit faster!”
Favorite This! there was a young man from Bude
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...there was a young man from Bude
stood fingering his girl while they queued
a man in the front sniffed and said cunt
just like that right out loud, fucking rude
Favorite This! We all know that tampons are spongy
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...We all know that tampons are spongy
And often times get rather grungy
But why they have strings
Among other things
Is so that the crabs can all bungee.
Favorite This! There was a young lady of Clewer
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Who was riding a bike, and it threw her.
A man saw her there
With her legs in the air,
And seized the occasion to screw her.
Favorite This! There was a young fellow named Skinner
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Who took a young lady to dinner.
At a quarter to nine
They sat down to dine;
And at a quarter to ten it was in her.
Favorite This! A thrifty old man named McEwing
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Inquired, “Why be bothered with screwing?
It’s safer and cleaner
To finger your wiener,
And besides you can see what you’re doing.”
Favorite This! A lascivious monk from Dundee
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Buggered a nun in a tree
While deep in her ass
He chanted High Mass
And even the Pope came to see
Favorite This! The vicar of Santa Domingo
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Said to the curate, “By jingo!
Blast women and boys,
I need some new joys!”
And he promptly fucked a flamingo.
Favorite This! My back aches, my pussy is sore
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...My back aches, my pussy is sore;
I simply can’t fuck any more;
I’m covered with sweat,
And you haven’t come yet,
And my God, it’s a quarter to four!
Favorite This! There once was a man from Peru
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Who was desperately hanging out for a screw.
He picked up a mole
And rammed home his pole
Then said, “Jesus, that was Long overdue.”
Favorite This! There once was a hacker named Ken
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a hacker named Ken
Who inherited truckloads of Yen
So he built him some chicks
Of silicon chips
And hasn’t been heard from since then.
Favorite This! There once was a slut from peru
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a slut from peru
Who filled her vagina with glue
she said with a grin
“If you pay to get in
then you pay to get out again too!”
Favorite This! That wily old pervert St. Nick
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...That wily old pervert St. Nick
Made good use of the curve to his dick
He glazed the whole shaft
Painted stripes, then he laughed
As he offered young ladies a lick
Favorite This! There was a young sailor from Brighton
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young sailor from Brighton,
Who said “Shit! Your hole is a tight one!”
Said the girl, “Shut your face!
“You’re in the wrong place!
“There’s plenty of room in the right one!”
Favorite This! There was a young lady from Brewster
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young lady from Brewster
Who’s ass was so nice that I goosed her,
But her panties were thin
And my finger slipped in
And it still just don’t smell like it used ter.
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